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[System Active] Multi-Enzyme Defense
Fight the
Funk.
Engineered for
High-Performance
Athletes.
Regular detergent hides the smell with fragrance. Once your gi/rashguard heats up, the stench comes back. SpydrGuard's multi-enzyme formula breaks down the sweat, blood, skin oil and bacteria film at the source — so the odor is gone, not just masked.
- 30 Sheets / Box
- Plastic-Free
- Sensitive-Skin Safe
- Made for Combat Athletes
- Enzymes 04
- Sheets 30
- Loads 60
- Plastic 00
Norway launch · Expected January 2027
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We’ll email your launch code when SpydrGuard is in stock and ready to ship.
Annual
15% OFFStandard price2,028 kr
Your launch price1,723.80 krFirst prepaid year · 12 monthly deliveriesSave 304.20 kr
Then 2,028 kr/year. 1 box/delivery. Free shipping.
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At launch, we’ll email your exclusive offer and a link to choose your subscription: 50% off the first monthly payment or 15% off the first annual payment. Expected launch: January 2027.
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Offer details
Join by December 15, 2026 to qualify. The signup deadline does not expire your launch offer: your code arrives when stock is ready. Get 50% off the first month of a new monthly SpydrGuard laundry sheets subscription, or 15% off the full first prepaid year of a new annual subscription. Renewals return to normal pricing. One launch offer per customer, using the email you joined with. Redeem within 14 days of the launch email. Not valid on one-time purchases or with other promotional discounts.
Shipping follows your chosen plan. Annual subscriptions include free shipping and monthly deliveries. Launch timing is an estimate; we’ll email you if it changes. Joining does not reserve stock or start a subscription.
- 01JoinYour name + email
- 02Get your codeWhen stock is ready
- 03Choose your planSubscribe + checkout
Launch signup closes December 15, 2026
Join by December 15 to receive your launch code when stock is ready. After signup closes, new customers pay standard subscription prices.Prices shown for one box per monthly delivery, in NOK. More boxes multiply the subscription price. The launch discount applies to the existing subscription price for the first payment only.
[01] The Problem
Surfactants
don't touch
the mat.
Conventional detergent is built to lift visible dirt from cotton t-shirts. Training gear — gis, rash guards, singlets — is dense, synthetic and soaked in body oil. Fragrance sits on top. The moment fabric warms up again, the bacteria reactivate. The smell was never gone. It was just covered.
SpydrGuard
- No fragrance masking — removes odor at the source
- Protease, amylase & lipase dismantle the odor film
- Zinc ricinoleate neutralizes what enzymes leave behind
- Pre-measured sheets, zero plastic, compostable box
- pH 7–8, biodegradable, gentle on skin
Regular Detergent
- Masks odor with synthetic fragrance
- Surfactants can't break down sweat proteins & skin oils
- Smell returns when fabric heats on the mat
- Bulky liquid in single-use plastic bottles
- Harsh on sensitive, chafed skin
[Classified] The Cover-Up
What they don't
tell you.
The conventional detergent industry is built on cheap surfactants, single-use plastic and marketing. Here is what the label leaves out.
01
Stat
Only 32.5% recycled
Just 32.5% of plastic in Europe is actually recycled. The rest is landfilled, incinerated or shipped offshore — out of sight, out of corporate balance sheets.
02
Motive
Profit over planet
The biggest detergent brands are owned by the same conglomerates producing single-use plastic. Sustainability claims sell units — systemic change threatens margins.
03
Health
Microplastics in your blood
Microplastics shed from packaging and synthetic fabric are now found in human blood, lungs and placentas — linked to inflammation, hormonal disruption and long-term disease.
04
Ethics
Animal testing, still legal
Animal testing for household chemicals remains legal across the EU under broad exemptions. The cruelty never ended — it was relabeled and quietly continued.
[02] The Protocol
3-Step
Odor Defense
Three sequential actions, one sheet. Each step targets a layer of the odor problem surfactant detergent was never engineered to reach.
01
Neutralize Odors
Zinc ricinoleate binds sulfur and amine odor compounds — the molecules that make gear stink — and traps them instead of hiding them.
02
Deep Clean
Protease, amylase and lipase dissolve the protein, starch and lipid film baked into dense synthetic weave that surfactants leave behind.
03
Fresh Finish
The weave releases clean with no residue or cloying scent — just neutral, mat-ready gear that stays odor-free even as it heats up.
|SpydrGuard // SYS
[03] Molecular Breakdown
The Fantastic Four.
Every enzyme in SpydrGuard is chosen for one job: dismantling a specific layer of the odor film that lives in combat-sport fabric. No perfume, no fillers — just targeted biochemistry.
Cuts the sweat protein and skin keratin bonded into the weave — the base layer of the film every other odor sticks to.
Strips the starchy build-up from fabric softener and sweat that feeds odor-causing microbes.
Breaks the sebum and body oil that soaks into synthetic fibre and turns rancid the moment gear warms up.
Binds and traps the sulfur and amine molecules the enzymes release, so nothing is left to re-activate later.
[04] Combat-Tested
Built for the mat.
Engineered for the dense, synthetic, sweat-soaked fabric of every combat discipline — not the cotton t-shirts household detergent was designed for.
Brazilian Jiu Jitsu
Heavy gi weaveNo-Gi
Synthetic rash guardWrestling
Singlet & headgearMuay Thai
Shorts & wrapsBoxing
Gloves & hand wrapsSwipe →
|SpydrGuard // SYS
[05] Choose Your Edition
Two boxes.
One formula.
Same multi-enzyme performance. Pick the colorway that matches your gear bag. 30 sheets — up to 60 loads per box.
Blackout
Matte Black · 30 SheetsStealth edition. Matte black sliding-drawer box with a cream inner tray.
Bonewhite
Warm Cream · 30 SheetsLight edition. Warm cream box with a matte black inner tray.
[06] Impact
0
Plastic bottles
Per box vs. liquid detergent
99%
Biodegradable
Formula breaks down safely
100%
Compostable box
Plastic-free packaging
pH 7-8
Skin-safe
Gentle on sensitive skin
Cruelty-free
Never tested on animals
[08] The Comparison
How it stacks up.
Spec
SpydrGuard
Conventional Detergent
Odor approach
Removes at source
Masks with fragrance
Format
Pre-measured sheets
Bulky liquid
Plastic packaging
Zero · compostable box
Single-use bottles
Sensitive-skin safe
pH 7–8, biodegradable
Harsh surfactants
Cost per wash
From ~2.82 kr
~8.00 kr
Subscription
Monthly + Annual
Rare
Compact & lightweight
Pocket-sized sheets
Bulky & heavy
Affordable
Lowest cost per wash
Varies by brand
Vegan & cruelty free
Certified vegan
Often not
[09] Field Reports
From the mat.
"I train six days a week. My gi used to smell the second I warmed up. Since SpydrGuard, the smell is just... gone. Not hidden — gone."
Espen K.
"The sheets dissolve in cold water and my hand wraps come out neutral. No perfume fighting my gym bag. The subscription just runs in the background."
Maja L.
"Sensitive skin ruined me on regular detergent. pH-balanced sheets, no rash after weigh-ins. The annual plan pays for the gear bag on its own."
Daniel R.
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[10] Join the team
Become anAffiliate Athlete.
You put in the work. Let your influence earn. Help athletes discover SpydrGuard and build something with us.
15%
Commission on every sale
Your personal link. No earnings cap.
Your subscription. On us.
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[11] Briefing
Questions.
Our first shipment is expected to arrive in Norway in January 2027. We’ll open subscriptions when inventory is in hand and ready to ship. This is an estimate, not a guaranteed launch date. Join the launch list to receive updates. Norway only at launch.
Join by December 15, 2026 to qualify. After signup closes, new customers pay standard subscription prices. When stock is ready, we’ll email your launch offer: 50% off your first monthly payment or 15% off your first annual payment. Annual is prepaid for a full year with 12 monthly deliveries. Renewals return to normal pricing. Use your signup email at checkout and redeem within 14 days of our launch email. One redemption per customer. Excludes one-time purchases and other promotional discounts.
Regular detergent uses surfactants to lift visible dirt and fragrance to cover whatever is left. SpydrGuard runs a four-part enzyme system — protease, amylase, lipase and zinc ricinoleate — that dismantles the odor film at the source instead of masking it.